Dumb and Dumber

Here’s my definition…

Gym owners buying fitness equipment they don’t need…
With money they don’t have…
To impress members who don’t care!

How much fitness equipment is enough?

Most clubs I visit look more like equipment storage… full of machines… than places to move about and exercise. How can you workout in room chock full of gear with nowhere to swing a cat, let alone a dumbbell?

Don’t to waste another cent on more useless fitness stuff cluttering up your gym. For every piece you add… you must take one away.

In gyms… Less is more.

Stop WOFTAM (wasting flippin’ time and money) on buying more fitness stuff.

Gym owners are hoarders of the worse kind… and they’ll throw out the wife before they dare get rid of out that rusty old barbell set made by Joe Weider himself.

Go do it now… I dare you… throw out at least 5 pieces of old equipment that’s sitting on your gym floor… you already know which stuff is out there that no one ever uses.

I promise it won’t kill you.

Members don’t give a ‘rodents behind’ about what gear you have…

If you want to impress members… start by cleaning the equipment first!

What members really care about is that they can use fitness gear that works when they visit the club… and it doesn’t stink like a football player’s sweaty jockstrap.

Stop wasting your flippin time and money trying to fill your club with fitness equipment you don’t need!